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Laff mattaz o (but this one real o)

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A guy promised his girlfriend 20k last week as
they were chatting on BBM. She then went to
visit him in Abuja unexpectedly. She asked him
of the 20k he promised her.
He told her that he's traveling to Minna in the
next 5mins, but he gave her his GTB ATM card
that she can withdraw all she wanted till he
comes back, knowing fully well that he has less
than 5k in the account.
D guy quickly left d house bcos he knows dat she
will soon come back crying.
fortunately for him, as he was driving past Zuba,
his Elder brother called him on d phone saying
"Guy,you don get d Alert? I just dey komot from
GTB oh! I don pay that 100k wey I dey owe you 4
your account, Thanks So Much" Meeen!!! See
Sweat!!!: (Few minutes later, he got d alert
confirming 100k Credited. D guy wan die as d
money enter his account. He couldn't rest,
He tried calling his GF's phone,
but it was switched off. He tried PINGING!!!
Pinging no deliver.
D next minute, Alerts:
20k Debited,
20k Debited,
20k Debited,
20k Debited,
20k Debited.
Even d last 5k withdrawn...
He fainted & found himself on d
hospital bed.
See Gobe o!!! Lolzxzzzzz

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